I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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