There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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