If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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