You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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