Buhtt sex?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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