People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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