So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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