with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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