The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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