I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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