I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think my vagina is haunted
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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