all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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