I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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