Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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