You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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