my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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