these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize