dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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