He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Dear god my vagina.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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