Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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