No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
