you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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