I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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