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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?

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(714): View more from California

DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"

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(307): View more from Wyoming

i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.

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(661): View more from California

I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.

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(310): View more from California

I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.

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(631): View more from New York

I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax

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(816): View more from Missouri

Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.

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