Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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