yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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