He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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