On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Help. Why am I so naked?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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