I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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