oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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