maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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