CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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