She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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