Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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