I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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