Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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