The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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