Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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