He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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