she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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