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So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Terrible idea I love it
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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