i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I feel like a drive thru vagina
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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