My brain says no but my pants say off.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
they call him Oral-B. enough said
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
