? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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