She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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