just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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