You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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