That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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