people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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