he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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