i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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