I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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